a man looks out his window one afternoon and sees a small boy sitting on the curb playing with his cat. the man watched the boy and noticed the boy had some unusual behavior. he would eat a handful of M&M's, bite the tail of the cat, then stand up and move about 3 feet.  after about 10 minutes of this the man was too currious so he went outside to ask the boy what he has doing. the small boy replied "i'm playing truckdriver" the man was puzzled on how eating m&ms, biting a cat and then moving over a couple feet and repeating this process had anything to do with being a truckdriver, so he has the boy to explain. to this the boy responded, "truck driving is simple, i'm just popping pills, eating P***Y, and moving on down the road!"