OBAMA was invited to address a major  gathering of the American
Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York .

HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing
Every Native Americans present  standard of
Living, since he has now become the President.

HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had
Signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for  approval.

Although President Obama was vague on the details of his plan, he

seemed most  enthusiastic about HIS future ideas
For  helping HIS 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented
Obama with a plaque inscribed with
His  new Indian name - "Walking Eagle".

The proud  President then departed  in his motorcade, waving
To the crowds.

A news reporter later  inquired to the group of chiefs of
How  they came to select the new name they had given to the President.  

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to
A bird so full of poop it can no longer fly.

the truth can be so funny lmao